Funny Sayings! English is Fun! In this lesson, we show you some funny English words and phrases.
What happens …
- If a Student Loses a Pen
- If a Student Makes a Mistake …
Funny Sayings: If You Lose Your Pen …
- Lost your pen= No pen
- No pen= No notes
- No notes= No study
- No study= Fail
- Fail= No diploma
- No diploma= No work
- No work= No money
- No money= No food
- No food= You get skinny
- You get skinny= You get ugly
- You get ugly= No love
- No love= No marriage
- No marriage= No children
- No children= alone
- Alone= Depression
- Depression= Sickness
- Sickness= Death
If a Student Makes a Mistake …
- If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style.
- If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law.
- If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention.
- If a tailor makes a mistake, it’s a new fashion.
- If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory.
- If a student makes a mistake, it’s a “MISTAKE”…

Mia
Thursday 25th of March 2021
I like pineapples
Mia
Thursday 25th of March 2021
hoi peeps
alice korodi
Tuesday 10th of December 2019
Glad that be in program
Luis
Monday 3rd of June 2019
I would like to have this material for muy classes .How can I get ir?
Pilar Casanova
Monday 15th of July 2019
you make screenshots & send these links to your students!