Funny Sayings: This is Why You Shouldn’t Lose Your Pen!

Funny Sayings! English is Fun! In this lesson, we show you some funny English words and phrases.

What happens …

  • If a Student Loses a Pen
  • If a Student Makes a Mistake …

Funny Sayings: If You Lose Your Pen …

  • Lost your pen= No pen
  • No pen= No notes
  • No notes= No study
  • No study= Fail
  • Fail= No diploma
  • No diploma= No work
  • No work= No money
  • No money= No food
  • No food= You get skinny
  • You get skinny= You get ugly
  • You get ugly= No love
  • No love= No marriage
  • No marriage= No children
  • No children= alone
  • Alone= Depression
  • Depression= Sickness
  • Sickness= Death

If You Lose Your Pen ...

If a Student Makes a Mistake …

  • If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style.
  • If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law.
  • If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention.
  • If a tailor makes a mistake, it’s a new fashion.
  • If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory.
  • If a student makes a mistake, it’s a “MISTAKE”…
If a Student Makes a Mistake ...

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Luis

I would like to have this material for muy classes .How can I get ir?

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you make screenshots & send these links to your students!